![]() ![]() I am less delighted to find that I cannot shoot traffic. That reason is Stage 9: Route 101 where Tails gets the lead out, puts the lead on the gas pedal, and does a racing sequence! I am delighted to find that this thing has drift physics. Oh, also his jet which was a robot is now a car. (Srsly his VA is smooth as HELL on this one line.) Tails suddenly announces that he's hacked a government computer (?!) and has found transcripts of calls between Eggman and the President (?!?!?) and he is now in pursuit of the President's limo. Suddenly Knuckles bursts out of the sewer system and smoothly declares it's because he got lost in the mines. sense, yes, but another conclusion would be that using one emerald to track the others doesn't actually -work. Tails grouses about not being able to get a signal on the other emeralds, then concludes this is obviously because they were taken to OUTER SPACE. The next cutscene isn't as jaw-droppingly WTF as the "blow up the moon" scene, but it has moments. Twenty minutes of running around a SPOOKY MINE filled with SPOOKY GHOSTS later (why is everything Knuckles touches haunted now?) I've found all three gem fragments. Eventually I determine you just have to RUB AGAINST THE WALL and it will pop out. Oh good they brought back the drowning theme. ![]() Augh, digging doesn't work underwater whyyyy. ![]() It stays relaxed for about fifteen minutes as I splash around in the water trying to figure out how to access the first gem piece. If not for that, it would be very relaxed. Also the Emerald radar is pinging wildly. It's a shame you can't hear any of it in-game because the mines are constantly making "bloop bloop" noises because there's water everywhere. Let's just Dive into the Mellow for a moment or two. "To defeat the bomb robots, try shooting the bombs and the robots!" Oh my god Omochao why can't I shoot you.Įventually in spite of Omochao's advice I reach the end of the stage (yay) and the game instantly leaps to Knuckles, who is in. Meanwhile, Omochao dispenses more useful advice. Pressing on a little further, I get the "Booster" powerup for Tails' mechawalker that lets him hover and float and fly around, so he can cross all the gaps he could just FLY ACROSS BECAUSE HE CAN FLY THAT IS HIS GIMMICK WHY IS HE LOCKED IN A MECHA? Does he have a job?"įrank: "Listen here, officer, is this a racial thing for you? All you've done is harp on about foxes." He's a fox."įrank: "I'll put down 'none' for nationality. Officer Kensington: "I don't know, the woods or something. I like to imagine the police writing this out. He IS male, contrary to what his voice actor leads us to believe. His hair, complexion, and race are all "Fox". He has no date of birth, occupation, or nationality. If you can't read that, it's Tails' profile. In which Tails decides the best way to "hide" from the police is to stomp down the middle of a major street in the middle of the night, crashing cars out of the way and shooting police robots, all while yelling "OKAY!" to himself repeatedly. Let's pop in and see how that's going, shall we? Thanks, Eggman! Anyway while Eggman was busy DESTROYING THE MOON, the police were busy chasing Tails. My theory is that this explains all the goddamn water levels and water-running and such in later games, because the tides are enormously boned now. The side that was destroyed was rotated AWAY FROM THE EARTH as to not bother people. Apparently at some big Sonic convention, a member of Sonic Team confirmed that yes, in all games after this there is only half a moon. Last time, I questioned Tails a LOT, enthused about grinding, ran off many cliffs, and Eggman blew up half the moon. So after taking a day off to do nothing but lounge around like a useless lump and/or play Marvel Heroes (wow I love leveling Storm, you just turn on your Whirlwind of Doom and float lazily around and all the furniture and containers in the area EXPLODE VIOLENTLY) I am back for more Sonic Adventure 2! 01:29 am - Sonic Adventure 2 - HERO SIDE PART B ![]()
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